4 Item Pack
Overcome Exhaustion Kit
Contains Everything You Need: Salve, Mist, Lotion, Mineral Bath Salts
This kit contains our signature line of hilariously effective remedies for exhaustion. While having rather funny names, these products are no joke. Tired Old Ass Products are all powerful energy promoters with strong and effective essential oils that revitalize you and relieve your body of physical exhaustion. So what are you waiting for? Get off your ass and give this a try. It's time to kick back and enjoy life.
Little Moon Essentials Ass Kisser Salve .5 oz 14g
A body damage cream for the Extreme Sports Enthusiast. Ass Kisser is a strong pain relieving salve for sore muscles for people who play hard. It is strongly warming and comforting for bruises, strains, sprains, and other aches and pains. You can also use this salve to pre-warm your muscles before you exercise. You can also keep your feet warm with this wonderful salve for winter sports.Use liberally anywhere it hurts.
Massage a thin layer onto sore muscles until thoroughly absorbed into skin. Repeat necessary but no more than 3 to 4 times daily, allowing a minimum of 2-3 hours between applications.
Organic Sesame Oil, Organic Olive Oil, Organic Cayenne Powder, Organic Ginger Powder, Organic Castor Oil, Beeswax, Wintergreen Oil, Rosemary Oil, Menthol Crystals, Cinnamon Oil, Lavender Oil, Camphor Oil, Clary Sage, Geranium Oil, Ginger Oil, Basil Oil, Marjoram, Cardamom Oil, Arnica, St. John's Wort, Calendula.
Little Moon Essential Tired Old Ass Spray Mist 2 fl oz 60 ml
Tired Old Ass Spray is an astringent and stimulating mist for spraying on the face and body after shaving, exercising or just for waking up. Treats razor bump and is antibacterial, sparks up the brain and juices up the body, leaving a refreshing eucalyptus scent that fades naturally. Makes a great break from work to spray this energizing mist.
Shake well. Spray liberally on your face and body. Inhale deeply. Use after shaving, exercising, during long drives or just to wake your ass up.
Distilled Water, Witch Hazel, Eucalyptus Stageriana Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Oil, Rosemary Oil, Vetiver Oil, Peru Balsam Oil
Little Moon Essential Tired Old Ass Hand and Body Lotion 2 oz 56g
Tired Old Ass Hand and Body Lotion is an energizing eucalyptus scented lotion for your body. It makes a terrific sports massage cream for recovery and rejuvenation. Like its matching bath salt, Tired Old Ass Hand and Body Lotion is a great remedy for the weary and overworked of the world (all of us). Use it to restore your body and your sense of humor. Stimulates the 1st Chakra and restores vital energy so you can keep going. This 100% pure and paraben free lotion has nourishing, strong essential oils that leave you feeling refreshed so that you feel full of energy once again.
Apply liberally as often as necessary. Treat yourself to a boost of energy.
Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Safflower Seed Oil, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Eucalyptus Stageriana, Glyceryl Stearate Citrate, Cetearyl Olivate, Sorbitan Olivate, Eucalyptus Globulus, Benzyl Alcohol, Rosemary, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Lactic Acid, Vetiver, Peru Balsam, Panthenol, Tocopheryl Acetate
Little Moon Essential Tired Old Ass Mineral Bath Salts 4 oz 113g
Tired Old Ass Mineral Bath Is a revitalizing mineral bath used to treat exhaustion and weariness due to harrowing workdays, demanding deadlines, overbearing bosses, excessive exercise, rotten luck, frustrating delays, and other bad stuff that happens. This refreshing bath salt soothes away the years of torture and abuse that your tired old ass has taken. The strong, nourishing essential oils give your body strength and physical energy once again. If you are too pressed for time to take a bath, take a footbath or just quit your job. Life is too short to be worn out!
Us a generous handful AFTER entering the bath, and swirl to disperse. Unwind as the essential oils remarkably soothe you.
Epsom Salt, American Mineral Salt and Japanese Sea Salt. Eucalyptus, Rosemary Oil, Vetiver, Peru Balsam